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Fifty Shades Freed pdf Fifty Shades Freed, ebook Fifty Shades Freed, epub Fifty Shades Freed, doc Fifty Shades Freed, e-pub Fifty Shades Freed, Fifty Shades Freed 583e85be9ad When Unworldly Student Anastasia Steele First Encountered The Driven And Dazzling Young Entrepreneur Christian Grey It Sparked A Sensual Affair That Changed Both Of Their Lives Irrevocably Shocked, Intrigued, And, Ultimately, Repelled By Christian S Singular Erotic Tastes, Ana Demands A Deeper Commitment Determined To Keep Her, Christian AgreesNow, Ana And Christian Have It All Love, Passion, Intimacy, Wealth, And A World Of Possibilities For Their Future But Ana Knows That Loving Her Fifty Shades Will Not Be Easy, And That Being Together Will Pose Challenges That Neither Of Them Would Anticipate Ana Must Somehow Learn To Share Christian S Opulent Lifestyle Without Sacrificing Her Own Identity And Christian Must Overcome His Compulsion To Control As He Wrestles With The Demons Of A Tormented PastJust When It Seems That Their Strength Together Will Eclipse Any Obstacle, Misfortune, Malice, And Fate Conspire To Make Ana S Deepest Fears Turn To RealityThis Book Is Intended For Mature Audiences


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    Welcome back, fellow masochists or those of you who simply wish to forgo the hassle of reading this crap and opt for my poignant reviews instead I wish I could say Fifty Shades Freed met my expectations, butwell, honestly, I don t know what the fuck that was I don t know how I feel I don t know what to think The only thing I know is that, usually after finishing a trilogy series, I m lost My brothers end up finding me curled up in a ball somewhere and they laugh and call me names, most of which are variations of emo douchebag because I m all like I can t help it If I ve invested enough of myself into a story to read than one installment, it generally means I liked it or at least something about it That wasn t the case with the Fifty Shades trilogy I went into Fifty Shades of Grey knowing full well I would probably hate it, and I wasn t wrong In fact, I think I may have underestimated that book in terms of how thoroughly it would infuriate and disgust me I considered not bothering with the next two installments because I was certain it wouldn t get any better Look, I know there are those of you out there who think that it did get better, but I m not talking about the story I mean, I don t think that improved much, either, but the point I m trying to make is that E.L James is a terrible writer, technically and artistically As a photographer, I can tell you that sucking ass in both categories won t get you far Certain people will give you a certain amount of latitude one way or another, sure, but if your composition is badly placed, taken at the wrong time of day, crowded, confusing, and out of focus.well, you get it Needless to say, I wasn t even halfway through Fifty Shades Darker before I started getting bored, but I trudged on and it wasn t much different from any of the boredom I ve experienced before Then I started reading Fifty Shades Freed I can honestly say that I had no idea this kind of feeling was even possible I ve never had a book so thoroughly turn off my desire to read before Ever I would read a page here and there, then turn my Kindle off and get online There wouldn t be anything to do online, and I d sit at my desk thinking, Oh, I should really finish that book. But then I d just keep surfing the internet To be honest, it was because every time I even thought about reaching for my Kindle, my brain did this Should we talk about what happened this time around OKHoneymoon Christian throwing a tantrum Ana s boobs get marked up in retaliation Drama, drama, drama, corn, some cheese, sex sex sex, lots of whining, Christian being clingy, Ana trying to assert her independence, blah blah blah It reads exactly like the other two books with its repetitive wording and infuriating platitudes, and because of this it suffers far than the other two books I was tired of reading this shit The only thing that set this one apart was the utter weirdness of a few of the scenes Like Christian marking up Ana s titties after she goes topless on a beach in the south of France Yeah, it happens It s OK, though Ana gives him a pass because, emotionally, he s stuck in adolescence and this apparently gives him free reign to do as he likes with impunity She s angry at first, sure, but she forgives him Even after he has the balls to say, Well, you won t take your top off again The temerity of this character is astounding E.L James has managed to create one of the most blatantly antagonistic sociopaths I ve ever seen, yet women everywhere are gobbling it up like he s the best thing since the vibrator But nothing really happens in the first 90% of the book except a lot of emotional manipulation Ana and Christian play games with each other s emotions and genuinely seem to have absolutely no clue how to communicate with another human being It s apparently all good, though, because the sex makes up for any lack of connection they should have During one sex scene, Ana thinks, We still have this We ll always have this No No, you won t Your sex life may still be fulfilling after five, ten, or even fifteen years, but it won t be the same No, not at all And if you think for one second that sex can make up for the emotional connection and teamwork a marriage requires, you re going to be sorely disappointed Look I m all for fantasy, but I guess I like mine tinged with a little reality than this Friendship is the foundation of any solid relationship and without it, you re just bumpin uglies until it gets boring Arguably the best thing to come out of this book was the fun I had discussing butt plugs with my sister in law Yes, there s a sex scene involving a butt plug, and yes, it s both hilarious and disturbing, if for nothing else but E.L James refusal to use the word ass Ana is always using the words behind and bottom to describe her other down there , and those words do not mesh well with the concept of an anal sex toy I m sorry, but hearing about how Christian inserted a butt plug into Ana s bottom made me both uncomfortable and highly amused Or when he inserted his finger into her behind No No As a child, you have a behind or a bottom, but once you hit about 14 or so, it s your butt or your ass Only occasionally can the other words be used in reference to an older individual and be gotten away with As amusing as all that was, however, it didn t hold a candle to the things that went on when they were finished engaging in anal play Just to be clear, I don t have anything against people who find pleasure in the anus If that s your thing, hey, power to ya So I don t have a problem with the sex scenes themselves However, when Christian fingered Ana s arsehole and then didn t wash his handsyeah, I was a little grossed out They re cuddling and everything afterward and on a constant loop in my head was, poopy finger, poopy finger, poopy finger.poopy.finger My sister in law said she was wondering if he was going to make her suck on it like he did every other time he jammed his digits into her nether regions But wait, there s Ana asks Christian who cleans the toys this is after they ve used the aforementioned butt plug , and he informs her it s either him, a submissive, or Mrs Jones Mrs Jones, the hired help She s a maid and a cook, for pete s sake, not a wall washer at the local gentleman s club God Can you imagine taking a housekeeping job with some 27 year old douche canoe and all you re expecting is dusting, vacuuming, cooking, etc., and the next thing you know, he s handing you a bowl of used butt plugs Or maybe he s not even handing them to you, he just mentions that, hey, that mysterious almost always locked spare room could use a good cleaning and you walk in to discover not only that you ve stumbled into some kind of David Lynchian porn den, but you ve also been greeted by the smell of stale sex and ass And oh There s a bowl of dirty butt plugs on the sideboard Mr and Mrs Brady may have had their freaky naughty time, but I highly doubt they were crass enough to make Alice clean up after it So then Ana takes the butt plug yes, I m still on this and washes it off in the sink, then vaguely wonders if it needs to be sanitized somehow Well, Ana..I m thinking yes Yes, it should probably be subjected to some sort of sanitation process But that s just my opinion When you read scenes like that over the course of several books, it really comes as no surprise when you discover that Ana has missed several appointments with her gyno and apparently completely forgotten about her birth control shot You know where this is going Christian is going to fuh reeeaaak Christian, I m pregnant And at first, Christian s all like But then he s like Then he storms out and is never heard from again Ha I wish cause that would ve been the end of the story, and it would ve served Ana right for being such an idiot But alas, he returns and there s nothing to be done for it except melodrama He comes home drunk and Ana finds out he saw the bitch troll pedophile again, and she feels betrayed, and yadda yadda So they fight, and this is the only time in any of the books that they actually have a raging screaming match, and yeah, it was about fucking time it happened, but even the fight is tainted by Ana s ridiculous assertions that if Christian touches her, he ll just get his way because her traitorous body will succumb to him Christian spends the entire book shutting Ana up with his penis So then the ending happens Something about Hyde kidnapping Christian s sister or some shit Ana saves the day Funny No, it really is cause the girl s dumb Well, when that shit s all over, we get this weird ass epilogue wherein Ana asserts that she thinks their in utero daughter likes sex already because she s dancing around in her mother s womb aftersex I guess so There isn t a sex scene, so not only is this remark fucking weird, it s also oddly misplaced Then Christian sucks popsicle off of his son s fingers What is with E.L James and the finger sucking Edit A commenter brought to my attention the fact that there is indeed a sex scene before the aforementioned conversation about the baby liking sex So I double checked and yes, there is a sex scene right before The confusion came about as the direct result of E.L James s inability to maintain a coherent timeline After the epilogue, there s even pointless drivel The beginning of Fifty Shades of Grey from Christian s perspective I can hear the collective squee and the panties droppin and it kinda makes me wanna choke a bitch But that s not even the worst of it No, the worst is that it ends right as Christian s leaving the hardware store, and as the narrative comes to a close, the reader is treated to this That s allfor now Please, someone break her hands Do it quickly Might as well cut out her tongue, as well, so she won t be able to dictate her nonsense I think one of the best blurbs for this series and this installment in particular would have to be something my older sister said about it after I told her there s a Happily Ever After ending Maybe she ll write a fourth book in which, after having three kids, being isolated, and losing her job, he finally hits her and the cops get called, leading to his arrest She leaves and takes half his damn shit plus child support Cuz after three kids and several years, down there ain t gonna drip at the sight of him any Kimberly BrownHarsh and bitter Perhaps, but that s reality Like I said before, it would be nice if we could have a little realistic fantasy it s not an oxymoron if you know what I m talking about Christian Grey might have been a desirable character if.well, if he weren t Christian Grey.To be honest, I m disappointed in this review I just can t seem to muster the same amount of enthusiasm as before Or even come close All I know is that I tried to write this twice before, but lost it both times due to computer error, and I took that as a sign that I shouldn t over think it Maybe this review reflects the book itself haphazard and drained Whatever the case, the only burst of energy I got during this book was at the end When it was done It should come as no surprise that my reaction when finishing this book was not despondent depression Far from it When I read that last word and knew I could finally, finally walk away from this trilogy, I felt Yeah It was that good It was taking a giant crap after being constipated for a week good Or getting laid for the first time in years good I.felt.so.free The only thing good about the Fifty Shades trilogy is the moment it finally ends Word Count Oh my 52 Crap 46 Jeez 58 Holy shit fuck crap hell cow moses 108 Whoa 14 Gasp 60 Gasps 15 Sharp Intake of Breath 2 Murmur 115 Murmurs 186 Whisper 194 Whispers 190 Mutter 88 Mutters 38 Fifty 67 Lip 51 Inner goddess 33 Subconscious 48Click here for my review of Fifty Shades of GreyClick here for my review of Fifty Shades DarkerClick here for my review of the Fifty Shades Trilogy


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    Sometimes you can just have too much of a good thing I believe one of my GR friends called this book an exhausting melodramatic hot mess Thanks, Amy After having stayed awake until 3 00am to try to push through said mess, I would have to agree I really wanted to love this book When I read Fifty Shades of Grey I was mesmerized I d never read anything like it The story stuck with me for days, and I immediately bought the second book and it was much the same thing There were little hints of things that bothered me in the second book I have a pretty visceral reaction to people in a relationship using the words let as in he let me go out and the second book was peppered with these In the first book, Christian was a Dom, and I expected that from him In the second book Christian had ostensibly let go of that life, and was struggling to let go of his issues with control In this book, he seemed to me to be just an insecure overbearing asshole, who used sex to distract Ana and get her to do what he wanted You know how in some cultures they say they put women on a pedestal, which amounts to stripping them of the ability to express an opinion, to have a say, to be told what s going on and eventually they can t leave the house That s what Christian reminded me of Oh, I m so worried about you, I love you so much, I can t bear to have you out of my sight, don t go to work, it s because I love you so much, you are my whole world, and if you do I ll buy the company and bankrupt it so you won t have a job to go to But it s because I love you so much and I m so afraid something will happen to you Shudders I just wasn t ok with it in this book eta And the hickey thing when they were on their honeymoon Juvenile, petty, mean, vindictive I hated it I would have fucking killed him Fifty s possessiveness, aggressiveness and control issues were getting pretty old by the middle of this story Watching Ana run around constantly trying to discern if he was angry with her, and changing her behaviour to fit his moods was much worse in this book than the second what was vaguely unsettling in Fifty Shades Darker became downright disturbing in Fifty Shades Freed I should do a Kindle search for please don t be mad at me Together with Holy Fuck and I love this man they make up a good portion of the book.And Ana didn t sit much better with me this time around, either Her voice as narrator, which resonated so much with me in the first 2 books, grated on me this time Other reviews complained of how immature she sounds I finally agree Frankly, I got tired of hearing how much she loved this man , this beautiful man , her husband, her Fifty It seemed to me that after 2 books of hearing how she can t believe someone that physically beautiful could love her that it would be toned down a bit To me, it seemed to have been cranked up even higher in this book She doesn t say it to herself as much as she did, but her actions and her words and even the way she thinks of Christian screams it Ohferchrissakes, I remember thinking You let him shave your snatch but you won t PEE in front of him How do you ever expect to build a marriage with him It all seemed so over the top, almost hokey, all surface declarations of this all consuming passionate love and I wasn t really buying it this time around They both seemed desperate, and for each step they took forward, they slid backwards twice as far The epilogue and the HEA were nice, but I felt like it could easily have been an add on to the second book and we could have skipped this one entirely Damn, this could easily turn into a rant Me stop now.Barely 3 stars the cover rounded up the 2.5 I would have given it otherwise.


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    Sigh So bummed the series is over Ana and Christian s character evolution throughout the trilogy is unlike any I ve ever seen She started off as a naive, shy college student, while Christian AKA Fifty was a cold, aggressive businessman By the end of Fifty Shades Freed, not only are they closer to one another, but they re also confident in themselves In the final installment of the Fifty Shades series, Ana and Christian are married, but that doesn t mean that it s all roses and sunshine for the happy couple Not only is there the mystery of trying to find out who s trying to kill them the suspense definitely has its heart pounding moments but the newlyweds are also adjusting to married life and learning even about each other There s than just nail biting suspense, though Of course there s also plenty of spicy bits to go around I mean, c mon, Christian was a Dom when he first met Ana Of course their bedroom and other room scenes are going to sizzle But their sexual interactions are beautifully interwoven with humorous and somber plot points, character arcs, and the infamous email exchange between Ana and Christian love those.After reading Fifty Shades Freed, I kept trying to decide which of the three books I loved best After thoughtful deliberation, I honestly could not come up with a favorite because I love them ALL So much so that gray may be my new favorite color Kidding sort of I received Fifty Shades Freed as a complimentary copy for review from the publisher.


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    Things I have learned while reading the Fifty Shades series a Stalking is good No, reallystalking is acceptable behavior rolls eyes b Being controlled is a turn on Free will Freedom Why would I want that I want someone to control me Well, sometimes, at leastbecause you knowthere are benefits to being controlled See below c If you have low self esteem, it s perfectly okay to lose your virginity to a stalker, uber controlling guy who gets off on kinky f ckery Because, you know, you knew he was into kinky f ckery Ana s words, not mine You knew he didn t want the hearts and flowers and vanilla sex And you know this becausewell, you knowyou embarked on this relationship after having signed a non disclosure agreement regarding your relationship with said stalker uber control freak, and after you ve studied a contract regarding his kinky f ckery and what he would do to you as his submissive So you can t say that you didn t know what you were getting yourself into.d Once you ve lost yourself to said stalker uber control freak, it s okay to solve all your problems and there will be many, mind you, starting with the fact that this guy you re having a relationship with is such a control freak and a stalker but I digressit s okay to solve all your problems with never ending mind blowing kinky f ckery multiple times a day, every day And the problems and fights you have, the better Because he gets off on when you re bad and you get off on his kinky f ckery And because by now, you realize that sex solves everything That s the one thing you two have in common You revel in it Even if everything about you is being controlled such as what you eat, where you go, who you see, what you do, it s all okay Kinky f ckery solves all that lost freedom you once knew and enjoyed And the best part Everything s good because you ve got a stalker uber control freak who has accepted that you will not be a submissive He worships the ground you walk on and loves you and can t live without you Psstguess whatI think he s got lower self esteem than you do What s that You think you re perfect for each other WowI never would ve seen that coming e And if you re bad e.g., you decide to visit with your friend, your mom, go to work, or heaven forbid, skip a meal , you will be found He will show up wherever you are, even if you re on the opposite end of the country And you will be punished Harshly With never ending mind blowing kinky f ckery And with spanking for those small offenses , flogging or whipping for slightly larger offenses , or if you were really bad, you will be tortured with a vibrator and will not be allowed to have an orgasm Ummmokay Oh waitsorrythat wasn t the worst If you re really, really bad, as in you go topless in a nude beach in Italy, your wrists will be handcuffed to your ankles and you will be tortured with kinky f ckery, which will inevitably leave you with chafed wrists and ankles as well as hickies, bruises and bite marks all over your torso, from your neck down, so that you can no longer wear a bikini You have been marked As the property of one stalker uber control freak So let that be a lesson to you f But if you were said low self esteemed innocent girl, then you will be okay with it all Because you love the stalker uber control freak Warts and all And isn t that what love is all about anyway Looking past someone s faults and accepting them, and losing yourself in them, and trying to forge through all that pain and angst together Because you two together can do anything Right That s what it s all about, right And you will save him From himself From his sad, forlorn, horrible, abused past From the pedophile who turned him onto BDSM From all the craziness that is in him You are his Messiah You will free him of all that ails him You are strong enough for the both of you You have achieved a demented Goddess complex You will agree to marrying him, even though you ve only known him less than two months because you know that you two are yin and yang You complete each other He had you at Hello g And it will all be okay, because said stalker uber control freak will give you an Audi A3, a Saab, an Audi R8, a laptop, an iPad, a Blackberry, 3 count em, 3 first editions of Tess of the D Urbervilles because one wasn t enough , a closet full of designer clothing and a multimillion dollar house Oh, did I mention that he will also buy the company that you work for, so that he can control you, what you do and who you work with No Well, stalker uber control freak will definitely buy your company.h After all that, not to mention the mind blowing kinky f ckery, why, you have no recourse but to marry the guy Otherwise, you d just be ungrateful And because you know that your life would lose all meaning without him, and his would be a dark chasmic miasma without you I know, I knowyou re perfect for each other You already said that Shhh So you will accept his offer of marriage You will accept him, warts and all which includes all his baggage Which will, of course, include one or all of the following blackmail, BDSM pedophilia, the Red Room of Pain, arson, kidnapping, breaking and entering, stalker ex girlfriends who stalk you watch you while you sleep point a gun at you, women who want your man, sexual harassment by your boss, multiple car chases, spying, 24 7 security, a helicopter crash, psychiatric evaluations, intense mother hatred, extreme jealousy, heart attacks, unwanted pregnanciesphew, I m exhausted The list is exhaustive.Boy, am I glad I read this series Because now I know what I ve been missing Silly me, to think that my life has been pretty good thus far shakes head I need to ditch my all too vanilla hubby and find a stalker uber control freak who will demean me and control me and make me a billionaire and repay me with never ending mind blowing kinky f ckery and absolute, all encompassing read stifling, suffocating, totally unhealthy love Because that s why this series is so popular right shakes head Ugh.


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    FIFTY BETTER USES FOR FIFTY SHADES OF GREYPART 1 1 15PART TWO 16 34Did you know that used bookstores and charity shops are drowning in used copies of FSoG Our local ReStore actually put out a news bulletin telling people they were no longer accepting them HARHARHARHAR.I m guessing people are trying to dump them off on the needy because they have buyer s remorse ME, I HAVE THIS , they don t want people to see these books sitting on their bookshelves ME, I DON T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE THESE BOOKS SITTING ON MY BOOKSHELVES , or they want to pass the glory of this series around NOT ME NOT ME AT ALL I ACTUALLY JUST GAGGED WHEN I TYPED GLORY So, if you, like me, like TOO DAMN MANY of us, find yourself with a set of the FSoG trilogy you no longer want, I ve compiled a helpful list of ways you can re use, re purpose or recycle them 16 AN INSTRUCTIONAL GUIDE FOR HOW NOT TO TREAT YOUR LOVED ONES.17 PAPER AIRPLANESPhase OneStep One Don t Google how to do this, because you definitely still retain your airplane making skills from middle school Step Two Make a random fold Step Three Make some random folds Don t worry, it ll be awesome Step Four Toss that sucker Phase TwoStep One Google how to make a paper airplane Step Two Follow instructions Resent every moment of it Step Three Lob your stealth fighter at an unsuspecting loved one Step Four Run like hell when they whip it back at you.18 GET REVENGE FOR THE AIRPLANE INCIDENT BY FASHIONING YOURSELF A PAPER PRISON SHANK19 DRINKING GAMEStep One Open any of the FSoG books to a random passage Start reading Every time Ana says or thinks, Oh my , take a shot Twenty pages later 20 GLASS CLEANERThis works surprisingly well 21 SNOT RAGThis works unsurprisingly terrible FSoG is about as good at absorbing snot as it is at portraying a healthy, consensual BDSM relationship.22 STEP STOOL23 KITTEH TOYSFigures that they actually loved this Buy them all the jingly, interactive toys you want and they ll ignore them Get them an empty box or a crumpled up description of a man pulling a tampon out of his girlfriend, and they ll play with that shit all day Cats Ugh.24 PAPER MACHE THINGAt first I wanted to make a paper mache peesh, because how hilarious would that be I m not even going to post a picture of the travesty I created It looked like a half sunken molehill Apparently I m about as good with the female anatomy as my high school boyfriends were Ba dum ching So, I decided to attempt a paper mache butt Because that seemed easy enough Step One Take the fifteen layers of crafting drop cloth you ve acquired and crumple a bunch of it into a ball Repeat Step Two Mix an equal part of Elmer s Glue and water in a container.Step Three Resist the urge to do that thing you did in kindergarten You know, when you coated your hands in glue, waited for it to dry, and then slowly peeled it off, getting a strange amount of pleasure from the process DON T ACT LIKE YOU DIDN T DO IT TOO Step Four Cut up about twenty pages of any of the FSoG books into 1 2 inch strips.Step Five For the first layer, wet the strips with water only, and drape them over your butt cheeks The paper ones, not your actual ones Don t get weird Step Six Now pile on some layers of the glue mix Remember to use your fingers to strain away extra liquid, otherwise you ll end up with a mess on your hands Step Seven Wait for it to dry Be super unimpressed when you get back to it.Step Eight Quit Hey, I didn t say that all these ideas would work out Step Nine Come up with a genius plan to salvage the situation Alcohol Alcohol will help.25 CAT PISSER OFFERNormal mode Roll a page up and poke a sleeping kitteh Challenge Mode Take a selfie with them before they scratch the shit out of you 26 PACKING PAPERProtect breakable goods when shipping I recommend selecting explicit sex scenes for this Don t warn the person you re shipping to either, because that would take all the fun out of it 27 SCRAP PAPER28 PADDING This is my butt This is totally my butt This is my totally normal butt All the time This is what I live with.Look at the booty, look at the booty, look at the oops What No I am NOT stuffing 29 WINTERIZE YOUR PLANTSWrap your delicate shrubs and trees with paper to keep them from dying during the WINTER FROM HELL.30 PREVENT WEEDS IN THE SPRINGStep One Lay down a single layer of sheets over your garden or in this case over one of your indoor boxed planters BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW.Step Two Cover in mulch.31 RANSOM NOTEStep One Select a target.Step Two Get crafting.Step Three Send a message.32 LITTER BOX LINER33 MAKE YOUR OWN VALENTINE S DAY BOUQUETStep One Take a bunch of pages containing contrived relationship drama, and paint that shit in the colors of love.Step Two Once your pages have dried, stack them and draw a whirlpool design on the top one.Step Three Cut It Out.Step Four Curl it up and glue it together Step Five Take some green wire, bend it to your will you want them to resemble stems , and tape those flowers to it Step Seven Take some left over white flowers from 1 15 and add them in to the flower arrangement.Step Eight SO PRETTEH34 MAKE YOUR OWN VALENTINE S DAY CARDSStep One Paint a sheet whichever color you want on each side.Step Two Once it dries, add a message Step Three Share.Blog Facebook Twitter Instagram Pinterest


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    CLICK HERE TO READ MORE REVIEWS AT READING, EATING DREAMING EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND CONTENT THIS IS AN ADULT BOOK PLEASE DON T READ THIS REVIEW UNLESS YOU ARE AN ADULT Fifty, Fifty, Fifty I can t get enough Fifty.I have read a lot of mixed reviews for Fifty Shades Freed, the third novel in the Fifty Shades trilogy This is my response Fifty Shades Freed was EXCELLENT How can anyone complain about Fifty Reading this novel was a bittersweet experience I couldn t get enough I wanted to rush through this entire novel and absorb it all as quickly as possible On the other hand, I wanted to take my sweet time and drag things out because I never wanted it to end I m devastated that this series wrapped up, and I have hopes fingers crossed that this won t be the last we see of Christian Grey I could read about Christian and Ana forever Christian may be the perfect man to star in a never ending series He seems to have enough issues LOL Christian and Ana make a lot of progress in this novel, but they also suffer a few setbacks I thought both their progress and their setbacks were moving and realistic Christian is still the same bossy, domineering man that we all love, and their sex is still just as kinky and hot as ever This novel also had the added element of suspense The bad guy storyline was intriguing and entertaining it really added to the novel In this novel, we also discover about Christians past and see growth and development in his character Oh, and don t forget about Ana s inner goddess and her subconscious they are back and just as hilarious as before I enjoyed this novel beginning, middle, and end And, I absolutely adored the epilogue and the bonus chapters at the end E.L James Thank you so much for writing this hot, crazy, mind blowing story It has been an absolute pleasure reading Ana and Christian s love story.The Fifty Shades trilogy is UN FREAKING BELIEVABLY GOOD This series is HILARIOUS Ana and Christian s playful emails and witty banter are hysterical and entertaining Christian s domineering side is amusing, and, Ana s inner goddess and subconscious are, like I ve said before, the best things ever This series is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.This series is HOT This erotic series pushes the envelope I strongly recommend this series to everyone who thinks they can handle some kinky fuckery By kinky fuckery, I mean an introduction into the world of BDSM floggers, handcuffs, blindfolds, cable ties, D s relationships, and a whole lot .I gave Fifty Shades Freed by E.L James 5 STARS I look forward to re reading this series over and over in the future, and I can t wait to see what Ms James comes out with next Can you top Fifty I just don t see that happening, but hey, I never thought I d read and love a BDSM novel either Never say never PS I absolutely adored the bonus chapters from Christian s perspective at the end It was a wonderful treat.PSS Ms James concludes an excerpt from Fifty Shades of Grey in Christian s perspective with, That s all for now Is she thinking about writing this trilogy from Christian s perspective Hmm XOXOREADING, EATING DREAMING


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    Okay, don t hurt me, I know there are a lot of Christian Grey fans out there, unfortunately I am just not one of them This is the third and final installment of the Fifty Shades trilogy, Ana and Christian are now married and are set to live a long and happy life, or are they With some body out there threatening them and Christian s own fucked up past, wedded bliss maybe but a dream.Although I am not the biggest fan of the other books, I did find them strangely addicting and was quite looking forward to Fifty Shades Freed but I am very disappointed I expected so much For me the book went like this Ana I am going out for some milk Christian See you in 5 Christian NO, STAY MINE Why are you abandoning me for milk, I KNEW I was unworthy of love STAY Ana It is not that I am abandoning you for milk, we have just run out, you know I love you gives soulful look Christian MINE STAY It is dangerous. looks away What would I do without you looks vulnerable Ana My poor Fifty Oh Mr Grey, you know I would never leave youthis is about your birth mother isn t it She never got you milk.Christian It is simply too dangerous you are MINE MINE MINE Now Mrs Grey come here, I want to use sex to avoid talking about our problems Mrs Grey.Ana Oh okayyou know I would never refuse you Mr Grey The next morningAna looks down at her cereal I knew I should have gotten some milk Rinse and repeat I found the whole thing repeatative, and Ana and Christian continued to irritate me and as I read the book, she would do something any normal girl would do he would go psycho about it she would cave they have sex he gets his way It drove me nuts I guess the two stars that I have given it are for the sex scenes themselves, they were hot, although I did start to get bored of them about half way through the book It seems instead of giving Fifty Shades Freed a plot, it has just been filled out with sex.I don t normally give such negative reviews and I try to say something positive, something that I liked, but I have found it hard for this book But, I know alot of people, including my friends have loved it and would gleefully takes Ana s place if they couldjust please, please cross me off that list


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    By now, I m not entirely sure what to say about this book Aside from now Ana and Christian are now married, travel to fantastic places for their honeymoon and someone is still trying to do both of them harm, not much has changed I m really tired of Christian s over protectiveness, fast It s beyond annoying and he s no where near as sexy now as I thought he was in the beginning I can t understand why anyone would think Christian s behavior is sexy Troubled Tortured Stalkerish Childish Hell yes Sexy Not unless you like to be told what to do, when to do it, how to do, even have it done for you ALL THE TIME.Nothing gets resolved, Christian is still overbearing, and Ana still takes it In many different ways, but even that gets really old I was ready to give up and didn t care what happened to anyone in the story at all.I guess it s a good thing I didn t The last quarter of the book was really good, I mean like different book good Stuff happens, change of pace, even change of characters It s like Ana and Christian finally become the terrific couple we thought they could become in the first book I won t give too much away, but Christian becomes likable again, and Ana tolerable.This really should have been just one book, and only one Seriously, with some good editing, cutting of tons of unnecessary crap and a little restructuring, this would have been an awesome book But the author, editors and publishers must have gotten greedy or lazy Or both, I m gonna go with both First, 9.99 per ebook is just ridiculous and yet I bought all 3, so I guess I m just as stupid No excuse for it, especially for a first time author Second, for 9.99 it better be pretty f cking flawless, and none of them are A few words here and there that totally take me out of the story During a sex scene, Ana runs her hands across Christian s clavicles Because that sounds erotic as hell What Shoulder blades too common for you Several times I caught myself trying to figure out the choreography Her back is to him, he s touching her in all the right places and she s admiring his boyish grin, or something along those lines No mirror in the room, no mention of her turning around, but she can see his mouth Bad choreography, bad editing And I m not sure what they re called, but those weird boxes that show up in the middle of words, when you know it s a software thing, a comma or apostrophe didn t translate or something plenty of those here If I m paying 9.99 for an ebook, these, at the very least, should not be there Unacceptable.And I understand re using certain words and phrases throughout a book, it can drive a point home, reconnect you with a certain feeling the author wants to convey, even be funny or sweet, reveal something Once or twice, I m not going to complain Hell, I may not even notice Twenty million times across 3 way too long books, I m gonna be bored, angry you re wasting so much time and space on inane words, and just plain sick of it Fair point well made Mr Grey Mrs Grey Twitching palms Kinky f ckery Mr Mecurial Oh, my Fifty, Fifty, Fifty My poor lost boy Come used several different ways Smirking Laters, baby Your Mrs Robinson B tch Troll My control freak You don t eat enough Don t bite your bottom lip You re mine Mine Mine Hush He s really mad Mine.There s tons , but I think you can get the point Also, this still feels a lot like fan fiction This book really reminds me Breaking Dawn, in that like Bella, Ana really and finally comes into her own and takes some control in her life They both save the day at the ends of their books, rescuing all they love, no longer needing the men in their lives to save them Even though the men still want too.If you ve read the first two, and are feeling a little tired of all the junk, skim this one until the last quarter You won t miss too much, but the end brings the series to a better than expected close And it won t take you forever and a week to finish it If you ve not read any of the books yet, don t Or at least borrow them Really, there is better stuff out there, don t rush.


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    This review was posted at My Secret RomanceAuthor Interview GiveawayCalm down ladiesbefore you go crazy on me and try to hunt me down to get this I received this to review from the publisher so I ll be spending my night with Fifty This is my old Fifty image error


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    Oh dear Lord I have just finished reading this and I can t stop laughing At the end of the book there is an Author s Note that states that the author is fully aware that you cannot walk into an American Bank and demand to draw five million dollars Oh my ever loving hell THAT is the part that you re apologizing for I want to cry scream and throw things These books make me feel like the world is irreversibly messed up And no not because of the sex Have all the kinky fun sex you want But this man BROKE people Am I the only person who is not ok with that You want me to believe that this successful man is broken himself because his mother was a Crack whore fuck you for constantly calling someone that just by the way the constant reference to his mother as the crack whore pissed me off just as much as the shoddy workmanship and bullshit pretentious over use of puffed up vocabulary did but I will NEVER accept that being broken is an acceptable reason to use people like toilet paper something our supposedly irresistible Mr Grey even admits to No I m sorry All of this is fucked up The writing is pathetic, superfluous and almost every second line in this series is redundant Awesome so a bunch of people read about kinky sex and now the riding crop and butt plug industry is booming So happy you guys have all got your kink on But please do NOT try and tell me that this is a beautiful story It just fucking isn t The dynamic between these two people makes my teeth hurt The idea that any woman would put up with being treated that way repulses me to no end And Ana herself is just a bloody idiot Take away the good looks and the money and you re left with a creepy fucked up guy who should be in jail You tell me he is all these wonderful things though give me no reason to believe you Ana is supposedly this intelligent bookish person and she narrated THIS load of crap You tell me she is strong I m sorry but I see no strength All I see is a bunch of books where sometimes stuff almost happens but nothing ever really does Oh yeah with a lot of sex in it Whoopdie friggen doo If you re into reading erotica then GREAT Go wild Erotica is awesome and if nothing else it might help turn you on if your hubby can t get you excited any But spare me the it s such a touching story and we care about Ana and Christian crap I have a newsflash for you You re not in love with Christian Grey you just seriously need to get laid by someone who knows what they re doing And let me tell you something else no matter how good the sex is NO MAN is worth being treated badly End of story Also for all of you planning to indulge in this kind of unrealistically frequent sex life drink Citro Soda On a daily basis Twice daily even I don t care how clean that man s penis is you still need to look after your vag I have about a million other things to say but I m actually too exhausted to even start going there


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